♥♥Insulting msgs♥♥

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Two sardarji find a mirror in the road, 1st one looks in it & says, I know that face but i cant put a name to it!. 2nd man looks in it & says, U idiot its me!!.

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Sardarji is writing a letter to his, 'son i know u cant read fast, so i am writing this letter very slow.'

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A nuaghty child was irritating all the passengers on an Air Flight. At last 1man shouted: 'Hey kid, why dont u go & play outside'.
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Some1: Why do u have ur front door leading right into the dinning room? A Husband: So my wife's relatives wont have to waste anytime.

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A sardarji is in a hotel and his cellular phone rings. he picks it up and says "Hello, how did u know i was there?"

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1day teacher askme me, If u have five apples & anita take 3 apples away, wat were u have?
>>> A FIGHT >>>
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I went 2 ur home just now, but i cant enter coz ur door says "cute ppl not allowed", please take it off next time, ok!?!

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How do u kill a bird? Sardarji took the bird on the 20th floor and threw it down from there.
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A baby was born to a sardar. when the nurse brought the baby to him he beamed out saying, 'plz dont tell my wife abt this. i want to give her a surprise.'

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Do u know that ur smile takes
1000's of people to death? save the world. So plz start brushing regularly.

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The dog used in hutch ads has died this morning, hutch has planned to use a monkey after this. are u interested??

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1girl comes late to the class. Prof: why are u late? girl: A boy was following me sir. Prof: then why are u late? girl: that boy was walking slowly sir.
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Friend to sardarji: why are you going for a birth control surgery for the eighth time? sardar: wat to do yaar, my wife is still getting pregnant.

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Sardar: i want to get diverse. Judge: how can i divide ur 3 children? sardar: ok, we will come after 1year.

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Oneday some1 sent sms to sardar "sender ia cool and reader is fool". sardar got angry & replied "sender is fool and reader is cool".

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Sardarji is irritated of jokes made on him. he goes to his wife and says, 'tell me one joke in which im not involved' wife: im pregnant.

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Wats diff. between doctor & vertinary doctor? If one treats me, he is a doctor & If one treats u, he is a vertinary doctor. ha... ha....
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Lady: doctor, my husband has a fearfull disease, i can talk to him hours & he doesnt hear a word.
doctor: thats not a disease, thats a gift.

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In a pond there r 10 fishes. one dies, and the water level increases. how? bcoz the other 9 fishes are crying.


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Savan Ka Mahina Aur Barsat Na Ho, Phool Ka Bagicha Aur Gulab Na Ho, Cricket Ka Match Aur Sehwag Na Ho, PAGLO Ki Mehfil Aur "Aap Na Ho" I Don't Believe.

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Medical shayri :

When you breathe you respire.
Wah wah!
When you breathe you respire!
Wah wah kya baat hai!

When you don't breathe you expire. Subhanallah.

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Medical Interviewer: What is a Skeleton?

Santa: Sir,skeleton is a person who "started" dieting but forgot to "stop" it...

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Santa ko uska Sasur peet rha tha..

Kyon.?


Uski wife ko beta hua. Doctor ne usko sms kiya,
"Mubark ho, aap baap ban gye".
Santa ne msg sabko fwd kr diya..

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Insurance wale bhi kya gazab dhate hai, Insurnce wale bhi kya gazab dhate hai,Logo ki bibiyo ke paas ghanto baith kar,
Pati ke marne ke fayde samjhate hai...

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Tajmahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota...Tajmahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota..aaj hamara bhi bank balance hota agar dada Aashiq na hota..!

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Kanjus mat ban Bacha, balance ka moh paap hoga, tere mobile me balance behisaab hoga, kar de sms humko nahin to tera mobile sabse pehle kharaab hoga....

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New style of proposing a girl-
I hav spent my sleepless nights in ur love & I dont want my son 2 do the same 4 ur daughter

So lets make dem bro & sis.
MARRY ME

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In a park 2 lovers were eating chips by luking in to each others eyes.
Girl,Dear wat r u thinkng rite now
Boy: I think U R eating more chips than me.
Bhukhi !

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Ankhon me noor hai. Chehre par saroor hai. Apni kisi "FRIEND" se setting hi karade kambakht. Abhi to meri "SHAADI" bahut door hai..........!

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WIFE Looks in th Mirror n says
"I look Horrible,Fat n ugly.Pls Say smethn nice to me"
Husband says,"wow honey, you have a perfect Eyesight !!
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Hasi ke liye Gam kurban Khushi ke liye aansu kurban Dost ke liye to "JAAN BHI KURBAN", Agar dost ki girlfriend mil jaye to Sala dost bhi kurban. :-
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A baby monkey came 2 me & said i want 2 disturb some good ppl.i gave him ur addres.he slaped me & said
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HUM BOSS SE PANGA NAHI LETE.

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GOOD MORNING...

Ab aap soch rae hoge ki Good morning msg abi kyu?

SIMPLE..!

fone mera

Paise mera

Msg mera..
To...Marzi b meri
jo mann me aye wo beju.

So Happy b'day!

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Arz kiya hai: Soch samaj k na ki shaadi jisne, usne jivan bigad liya, magar chaturai se ki jisne shadi, usne bhi kya ukhad liya. Wah! Wah!
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1 pagal tha

bilkul pagal tha

Bada pagal tha

Bahut Khatarnaq pagal tha

Tum mat ghabrao
.
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Tumhare Samne To Wo kuch bhi nhi tha...:-

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DL9C-AP 2370

MH-12G 9205

PB07 G7335

DL3S AF2116

PB07 M2193

itne
gor se kya
pad rahe ho
Kal subah
in sab gadiyon
par KAPDA
MAARNA Hai. 

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Repeat these words 60 times in front of a temple & u ...will see ur pocket möney will increase. The magic words are:-

ALLAH K NAAM PE DE DE BABA

.♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥yaar mainu ek call back kari, koi khas kam nahi,meri ek frnd Aayi hoyi hai, tere naal gal karna chandi hai, osnu yakin nahi hunda ke bandar vi gallan karde ne
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Punjab ch aina Paani hai:

5 Dariya,
150 Nehran,
1 lakh ton bi jyada Nalke,
14000 Chhapparr, 90,000 Motoran,

¥

Tu Nahounda yaar fer vi ni. 

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Ur so "vichitra", i cn't draw ur "chitra", ur "chitra" is so "vichitra" bt i like ur "charitra" dat is why u r my shwit "mitra". Samjhe vichitra mitra..$
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥Krte rho..?

Krte rho..?

Krte rho..?

Besharmo ki tarah msg receive karte rho.Jab sharm aa jaye to vaapas msg Kr dena.♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥Whts wrong with your cell? Tried calling lots of times...Everytime I dial ur number It says"Bada KAMINA aadmi hai...kya karoge baat karke".♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥Kaise ho...

Ghar Pariwar?

Mata Pitaji?

Kam kaj?

Makan gadi?

Tabiat pani?

Akal dimag?

Jab Sab thik hai to fir sms kyo nahi karte ho....#

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Haar bhave SONE da hove bhave HEEREA da haar ta haar hunda e.
Pakka YAAR tere warga bhukh Nang hove ya chappal chor hove yaar ta yaar hunda hai.....* ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Jind vaar k v yari nibhavange,teri khushi ch apni khair manavange,tu chup kar ke sms kar deya kar,nahi ta asi panjab police da tarika apnawange.

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Once a foreigner came to india


AND went back.He waz on tour.. 

 

U continue ur work...

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