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I would like 2 officially announce that I am already accepting friendshipday gifts in cash, cheques, chocolates, luv & airtime. Avoid rush, Send Now! Thank U!

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If I got ur smile, I dnt need flowers, If I got ur voice, I dnt need music, If u speak 2 me I dont need anybdy else, If U r my frnd I dont need the world!

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We've known Each other 4
Quite a while now,
do u think
we can be more than FRNDS?
Will u be my PARTNER
2 rob a BANK !?

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I saw something in a shops window - it was stunning hot, cute, simply adorable. i was supposed to buy it for u. But then I realised it was my reflection.

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The World is Round We'll meet again. When we meet I'll ask You "How are You" Hope You'll not ask "Who are You'!

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NOBODY like U,
NOBODY cares for U,
NOBODY misses U,
NOBODY wants to see U good,
NOBODY is Ur best friend,
NOBODY is happy with U,
...Dont cry!!! My name is NOBODY.

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I saw U on ROAD today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My HEART started singing a Sweet Song: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!

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A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS. Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!

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.Do u know that your Smile takes 1000 People to Death. ? Save The World, , , , , , , , , So Plz start brushing regularly

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When u get ths SMS, snd it to 1person U luv, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of & 1 u wish to kill. now keep guessing why i send it to u!!!

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no visits....
no calls....
no sms....
no mails....
no miscals....
i'm worried...
R u in Zoo again??

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5steps to a LOVELY MORNING. CLose ur eyes, take a deep breath, open ur arms, fell ur heartbeet & say 'Its too early, let me sleep a bit more!' GOOD MORNING.

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Santa is writing a letter to his son. It goes like this, "Son, I know you can't read fast, so am writing this letter very slow."

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My Life was in darkness before i met u.
but now it is bright.
u know why?
....
....
Coz u r a
"TUBELIGHT"

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Dialog between computer hardware engineer & manager, Engg. : Sir, you cannot use this printer right now because I don't have driver for it. Manager : Oh my driver is ideal sitting in car. you can use him.

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No matter how sad, no matter how blue, i feel better juz thinking of u. But i'm happier each time i msg u coz i noe i'll be disturbing YOU!!! hahahahaha (',)

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A girl phoned me the other day and said...Come on over, there is nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.

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I saw sumthing in da shop window 2day.It was stunning sexy cute beautiful & adorable.I was supposed 2 buy it 4 u till i realised it was my own REFLECTION

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